a new career

im contemplating a new career. i shall be a property investor.

You know, its a fantastic world out there. some funny property agent happily printed an ad on some flats he has and all. Guess what?

The number's wrong. By a stroke of luck, the number was MY number. lol. For the past 2 days, I've been handling so many calls on some Hougang Flat, or some Serangoon apartment. It's fantastic. Makes me feel like a millionaire, because its like suddenly I have so many real estate that belongs to me.

The problem is, that's garbage. Someone spend hundreds (or thousands. I dunno) printing an ad with a wrong number! If i earned money for every call I listened to, I would have been a millionaire by now. ha.

I was very nice by telling all 'my' potential customers to try the other bloody number. Politely. Seriously. Although deep down in me, there was this evil voice which told me, "Hey buddy, why don't u tell them to go to the apartment at 5pm. Agree to anything. Say you'll be willing to 'co-broke'. You'll be glad to give the house to him/her for free. etc etc." That will be so fun. But being the nice me (as usual), I didn't :)

So, the lesson to learn here is:
1. Eejun is a damn nice guy.
2. You really can't find a nicer guy then Eejun out there in the big, bad, world.
3. Eejun is really nice. You've got to believe me. Absolutely. Trust my judgment.

I wonder very hard why my HP no. didnt win 4D this weekend. At least my parents say. Anyway, I don't buy 4D or Toto. (See? Eejun's a really nice guy. Doesn't gamble, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Fantastic.)

Why does this sound so much like a matchmaking ad???
oei! before you start having strange ideas, i must clarify that I am NOT desperate!